wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
I think my moral compass just broke
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