if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
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