I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
This gyro tastes like lonliness
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
I currently don't understand fingers.
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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