Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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