after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
Randomize
