I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
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