He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
Randomize