on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
I think your dad took our porno
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
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