Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
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