I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
I believe in your delicious
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
How naked do you want me to be?
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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