i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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