Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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