Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
there was a trapeze. enough said
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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