I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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