i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
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