Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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