i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
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