So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
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