i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
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