i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
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