but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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