goodnight i made you a song goodbye
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
Ugh. I'm going to die alone, sister. Half-eaten by one of my thirty-seven cats and clutching a martini shaker
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
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