Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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