I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
she peed on how many people?
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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