i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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