took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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