found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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