He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
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