Dual....:-)
So after we got done with our cardiac arrest patient, I thought how awesome would it be to hook up the defibrillator pads to cook a burrito.
dude... how have they not drug tested you yet?
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
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