I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
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