legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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