i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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