Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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