I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
She said her name was "party"
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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