so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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