their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I'm laying in your front yard are you home
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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