i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
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