I'm sorry my penis didn't work
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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