Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
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