So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
I’m turning 34 on Friday and I feel like the only thing I’ve accomplished in life so far is getting into pissing matches with clients
Randomize