I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
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