Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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