Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
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