This is not my ceiling
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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