everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
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