My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
you realize that if you hadn't mouthed "we're getting laid tonight", i wouldn't have woken up with your ex this morning. just sayin
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
I currently don't understand fingers.
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