He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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