i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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