I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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