Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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