I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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