return my video game
I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Small penises have feelings too.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
Just a heads up that Dad just brought home a new Porsche and the sales girl he bought it from.
Umm okay. What are they doing?
They’re in the hot tub
Can I get divorced when I grow up?
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